There once was a highschool scholar,
Whose brain grew smaller and smaller.
It grew so small in fact,
That it hardly was intact,
So he sold it to science for a dollar.
There once was a girl named Jen,
Who liked to chase her fat hen.
Until one day she tripped,
Fell over and flipped,
And never chased the hen again.
There once was a man named Phil,
Who decided that he'd pay the bill.
He thought it would be nice,
But when he looked at the price,
He suddenly became fately ill.
There once was a leopard named Nan,
Who drove in a spotted green van.
One day he crashed,
And his van was smashed,
So instead of driving he ran.